The Most Naval, Plebe Admiral Michael Sean Callahan.

Mikey has been my best friend since the fourth grade. He is currently locked up at the Naval Academy in Maryland. I can't explain how close Mikey and I are. He is one of the nicest, smartest, and most caring people I've ever met. Being one of six children, he also has some interesting stories to tell. We disagree on almost everything and couldn't be more different, yet somehow always manage to finish each others sentences. This interview took place at River City Diner this morning.

TL: Best or Worst?
MC: Worst.

TL: Worst food you've had recently?
MC: God...King Hall food.

TL: Worst joke you've heard?
MC: Worst joke? Hahaha what do you call a lesbian Eskimo? Klondike. Hahaha.

TL: Worst current fashion style?
MC: Um..skinny jeans on girls. Especially fat girls.

TL: Worst job imaginable?
MC: Naval officer.

TL: Worst thing about the Naval Academy?
MC: How much room ya got? Um, being away from everybody I love.

MC: It's good to be home, shout outs to Robious Elementary School class of 2001, GWAR, and B-Mom, Rest in Peace.