Worst serving size...

Not a best or worst.

But I saw T.I. today, shoe shopping at FootLocker at Fashion Square. Here is an awful picture.

Worst Bus Driver...

Asleep at the wheel.
Photo Cred: ZackGrasso

Caleb Josephine Ronan Dutton-Plutzer.

What a name...I'm posting this interview because according to Facebook, it is Caleb's birthday. I don't really know Caleb, but he seems sweet, and his step-dad is a Grammy winner. Sweet. Caleb loves skateboarding and making videos and helping me get into art school. This interview took place while we ate Mexican food after an art show.

TL: Best or Worst?
CP: Uhhh let's go with worst.

TL: Worst thing you've eaten this week?
CP: Besides Joe's butthole? I uh actually had a bag of jambalaya at 711. Microwavable jambalaya...in a bag.

TL: Worst joke you've heard?
CP: That "FUCK YOU CLOWN!!!" joke.

TL: Worst way to spend a day?
CP: Uhhhh....in a coma?

TL: Worst fashion style?
CP: Lemme tell ya...Uh..I'm gonna say legwarmers and headbands.

TL: Worst job imaginable?
CP: Corner parking lot...no no....manager at Chili's

TL: Shout outs.
CP: Um yeah, let me give a shout out to Jake Schmitt and Joe Lilley and Riley, are you getting all these "um"s? The number 22 special at Guadalajara, Jake got it. Double Dragon. Pidgeon Babylon.


Look out for Caleb skating around Richmond.

The Most Naval, Plebe Admiral Michael Sean Callahan.

Mikey has been my best friend since the fourth grade. He is currently locked up at the Naval Academy in Maryland. I can't explain how close Mikey and I are. He is one of the nicest, smartest, and most caring people I've ever met. Being one of six children, he also has some interesting stories to tell. We disagree on almost everything and couldn't be more different, yet somehow always manage to finish each others sentences. This interview took place at River City Diner this morning.

TL: Best or Worst?
MC: Worst.

TL: Worst food you've had recently?
MC: God...King Hall food.

TL: Worst joke you've heard?
MC: Worst joke? Hahaha what do you call a lesbian Eskimo? Klondike. Hahaha.

TL: Worst current fashion style?
MC: Um..skinny jeans on girls. Especially fat girls.

TL: Worst job imaginable?
MC: Naval officer.

TL: Worst thing about the Naval Academy?
MC: How much room ya got? Um, being away from everybody I love.

MC: It's good to be home, shout outs to Robious Elementary School class of 2001, GWAR, and B-Mom, Rest in Peace.

Worst Extreme Sport...

Scootering...

Sorry for the bad camera quality, fuck cell phones. This kid could do real tailwhips, stair sets, grinds...you name it he could do it. He's sponsored by Razor. I guess we have the new fruit-bootings...

Best place to get a massage...

The Barack Obama campaign office???

Best haircut...

Best family...

Joseph Beecher Lilley.

Joe is wild. Jake Schmitt demanded this interview, but I had planned to do it for awhile. Joe was interviewed in his bedroom and I can never tell if he is high, drunk, or sober...

TL: Best or Worst?

JL: Uh...fuckin'...best, right? Caleb did worst so I'll do best.

TL: Best thing you've eaten this week?
JL: Uh...Eric's cock. Nah nah, fucking pizza from College Inn.

TL: Best joke you've heard recently?
JL: Okay hahaha, I told it earlier but yeah...There's a white guy, black guy and a mexican...well yeah...there's fuckin....those dudes, yeah. They're in this fruit field and shit and there's this farmer that comes up to 'em with a shotgun and he says like "I'm gonna kill you if you don't get outt my fruit field," and they're like "Oh...Shit. I don't wanna die today." So then the farmer is like "Nah, go out and do it. Pick 100 fruits, not do it. So the Mexican goes out and picks 100 oranges and comes back and the farmer is like, "Well shove them up your ass or I'll kill you" and the Mexican is like, "Well, I don't wanna die today." But he gets to about 50 and they all fall out so he shoots him and he kills him. And then uhhhh the white guy comes back with 100 grapes and the farmer is like "Well, shove them up your ass or I'll kill you," and the white guy is like, "Well I don't wanna die today..." So he starts to shove them up his ass but when he gets to 99 he starts laughin, and the farmer is like "Why are you laughing?!" and he's like "Haha, well that black guy is out there picking 100 watermelons."

TL: Best way to spend a day?
JL: Skating.

TL: Best current fashion style?
JL: Tanks. Tank tops, what's up dawg??

TL: Best job you can imagine?
JL: Best job I can...uhh...skating for a living...word up

Guest question by Jake Schmitt: So Joe, if you went on a double...No. What's your favorite Misfits song, and why?
JL: Probably "American Nightmare"...and why? Oh because he sounds awesome...I mean...he sounds like Elvis, but way fucking cooler.

Best Face...

Annie FitzEW

Best place to apple pick...

Carter Mountain. Didn't actually apple pick, just got some cider with Noah, Eric and Annie. Pretty fun. More pictures from Noah's camera soon.