Joe is wild. Jake Schmitt demanded this interview, but I had planned to do it for awhile. Joe was interviewed in his bedroom and I can never tell if he is high, drunk, or sober...
TL: Best or Worst?
JL: Uh...fuckin'...best, right? Caleb did worst so I'll do best.
TL: Best thing you've eaten this week?
JL: Uh...Eric's cock. Nah nah, fucking pizza from College Inn.
TL: Best joke you've heard recently?
JL: Okay hahaha, I told it earlier but yeah...There's a white guy, black guy and a mexican...well yeah...there's fuckin....those dudes, yeah. They're in this fruit field and shit and there's this farmer that comes up to 'em with a shotgun and he says like "I'm gonna kill you if you don't get outt my fruit field," and they're like "Oh...Shit. I don't wanna die today." So then the farmer is like "Nah, go out and do it. Pick 100 fruits, not do it. So the Mexican goes out and picks 100 oranges and comes back and the farmer is like, "Well shove them up your ass or I'll kill you" and the Mexican is like, "Well, I don't wanna die today." But he gets to about 50 and they all fall out so he shoots him and he kills him. And then uhhhh the white guy comes back with 100 grapes and the farmer is like "Well, shove them up your ass or I'll kill you," and the white guy is like, "Well I don't wanna die today..." So he starts to shove them up his ass but when he gets to 99 he starts laughin, and the farmer is like "Why are you laughing?!" and he's like "Haha, well that black guy is out there picking 100 watermelons."
TL: Best way to spend a day?
JL: Skating.
TL: Best current fashion style?
JL: Tanks. Tank tops, what's up dawg??
TL: Best job you can imagine?
JL: Best job I can...uhh...skating for a living...word up
Guest question by Jake Schmitt: So Joe, if you went on a double...No. What's your favorite Misfits song, and why?
JL: Probably "American Nightmare"...and why? Oh because he sounds awesome...I mean...he sounds like Elvis, but way fucking cooler.
TL: Best thing you've eaten this week?
JL: Uh...Eric's cock. Nah nah, fucking pizza from College Inn.
TL: Best joke you've heard recently?
JL: Okay hahaha, I told it earlier but yeah...There's a white guy, black guy and a mexican...well yeah...there's fuckin....those dudes, yeah. They're in this fruit field and shit and there's this farmer that comes up to 'em with a shotgun and he says like "I'm gonna kill you if you don't get outt my fruit field," and they're like "Oh...Shit. I don't wanna die today." So then the farmer is like "Nah, go out and do it. Pick 100 fruits, not do it. So the Mexican goes out and picks 100 oranges and comes back and the farmer is like, "Well shove them up your ass or I'll kill you" and the Mexican is like, "Well, I don't wanna die today." But he gets to about 50 and they all fall out so he shoots him and he kills him. And then uhhhh the white guy comes back with 100 grapes and the farmer is like "Well, shove them up your ass or I'll kill you," and the white guy is like, "Well I don't wanna die today..." So he starts to shove them up his ass but when he gets to 99 he starts laughin, and the farmer is like "Why are you laughing?!" and he's like "Haha, well that black guy is out there picking 100 watermelons."
TL: Best way to spend a day?
JL: Skating.
TL: Best current fashion style?
JL: Tanks. Tank tops, what's up dawg??
TL: Best job you can imagine?
JL: Best job I can...uhh...skating for a living...word up
Guest question by Jake Schmitt: So Joe, if you went on a double...No. What's your favorite Misfits song, and why?
JL: Probably "American Nightmare"...and why? Oh because he sounds awesome...I mean...he sounds like Elvis, but way fucking cooler.
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