Ned and I have been friends for awhile and he is my favorite Vegan Edge kid in the world. This interview was conducted outside of Alley Katz while waiting for Cold World to set-up.
TL: Best or Worst?
NC: Best.
TL: Best thing you've eaten this week?
NC: Um..I'm trying to think back..oh, fuckin' the sandwich I made today, um a dick and avocado sandwich.
TL: Best joke you've heard recently?
NC: Um...oh its a long one. I saw it on The Sopranos. A Chinaman goes into the eye doctor, and uh...doctor says, "I know what your problem is, you have a cateract." Chinese man says, "No I don't, I drive a Lincoln."
TL: Best way to spend a day?
NC: Um, Pipeline...Go to Pipeline.
TL: Best current fashion?
NC: Uh...Alex Ball's 'Core Costume.
TL: Worst job imaginable?
NC: Um...Whole Foods.
TL: Describe the best double date.
NC: I would go on a date with my grandmother in the past, and uh...and the other guy would be my grandfather in the past...and uh...his date would be...be...uhhhh....a clown, a female clown.
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