I just met Christos right before we went camping. I like him a lot though, and he has the best nicknames such as Double Dos, Toast, and my favorite, Greek Toast. He now lives in Richmond. Christos and I were laying in a tent avoiding a really stupid fake ghost story.
TL: Best or Worst?CA: Worst. (Jake says, "No, do best, I did worst.") No, I don't like best.
TL: Worst feeling?
CA: Being stabbed in the back.
TL: Worst job you've ever had?
CA: Uhhh bus boy at the Brick Oven.
TL: Worst purchase you've ever made?
CA: Oh shit. I bought that pop-up penis lighter on tour.
TL: Worst time of day?
CA: Uhhh....middle of the day. Noon.
TL: Worst place in the world?
CA: Um...Hang on...Athens, Georgia.
TL: If you had to kill someone in the next 24 hours, who would it be?
CA: Um, I don't know if I'd wanna kill someone. But I wouldn't wanna kill myself. If I have to... I don't know! Probably like, Sylvester Stallone. Bruce Willis is better than Sylvester Stallone anyway.
TL: If you found $100, what would you spend it on?
CA: Hmm...um, like right now? I'd probably buy a bike. Actually no, probably a lot of CD's that I don't have.
TL: Double date...
CA: Can it be like me and three girls? (Yes...lesbians.) No, Jessica Alba. (Jake, "That's such a bro answer, you need something clever.) And then...Bruce Willis...and he's gonna go with fuckin' Helen Keller.
TL: What do you want to happen to your body after you die?
CA: Uhhh you know...um, burn me. I guess...No. Dude. I wanna be shot off in a cannon. (A few seconds of silence)...towards a preschool.
TL: Something you would never do?
CA: Um.... NEEEEEEVVVVVERRR DOOOOOOOOOO.....betray my friends. (Jake, "That's such a core answer.)
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